So it has come to pass that by belovéd modem is no more. It has ceased to be. It has expired and gone to meet its maker (or some other underpaid guy in China anyway). It is a stiff. Bereft of its current, it has passed the curtain and joined the circuit invisible.
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While I am writing this, highly civilised human beings are mooching about around me, trying to pry into my affairs.
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Sitting in the University library with a bunch of notebooks for a figleaf, let anyone see you aren't writing an essay and be banished and banned.How I have to cringe and hide!
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I do not use my own internet connection because I don't have internet. We don't have intenet. I tried to get an internet but they told me that I'd have wait at least a week, for an internet. That's why I don't use the internet
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They said the modem could not be repaired because all the causes for its malfunction were in the fourth dimension.
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Dammit,folks, I'm an artist, not an IT engineer!
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Here ends my rant. See what allusions you can recognize (1 per paragraph)...corrections to grammar, spelling and punctuation are welcome.